The Cleavage Coach

Anyone looking for a few minutes of friendship, feedback, or tough love could benefit. This is an inclusive space for people of all identities (age 18 or older) looking for conversation with someone who is unlicensed and largely unqualified.

My goal is to brighten your day. Maybe we work through some real issues. Maybe I give decent advice. Maybe we meditate in silence. I hope you leave a session feeling better than before you joined, but I make no promises that you will.

Have you seen the headlines declaring: “Boob-staring good for men” or “Staring at boobs is good for health?” While more research is necessary for any conclusive evidence, existing research has shown real benefits.

One study performed by German researcher, Dr. Karen Weatherby, discovered health benefits by the simple action of staring at breasts for at least 10 minutes per day. Based on her data, she stated: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout”. Dr. Weatherby found that the men who stared at voluptuous breasts for a minimum of ten minutes per day had lower blood pressures, slower pulse rates (indicating greater fitness), and less heart disease than the control group who were not allowed to ogle.

It’s a loose theory, but a valid one! All sessions are designed to be fun and flirty.

Almost anything you’d like (a girl needs SOME boundaries).

• Quarter-life and mid-life WTF moments

• Career reinventions

• New ideas or hobbies

• Breakups, breakdowns, and breakthroughs

• Food, travel, and fun

• General gripes and complaints

• Mysteries of the universe

No, not necessarily. In fact, you can keep your camera and microphone off if you prefer, and just use the chat box. I’ll have my camera and microphone on. Should you want yours on as well, extra charges could apply.

I will wear what makes me feel confident and powerful, and during your booking you may have the option to indicate some preferences, such as if you prefer a dressed down “pajamas and glasses” style or a more made-up look. Some requests may cost extra. All requests are subject to availability and there are no satisfaction guarantees on any special requests.

As the client, you don’t have to use your camera or microphone. In fact, we both might prefer it that way. Additional fees may also apply.

If you’re choosing to be on camera, feel free to dress comfortably or stylishly. And let’s keep this fun and legal, shall we? Any nudity will result in termination of the call with no refund. And remember, good hygiene is recommended, even through the screen.

Yes. This is not an adult service or cam site. I will wear what makes me feel confident and powerful, and you may have the option to indicate some preferences. If you’re here for anything explicit or illegal, you’re in the wrong place. All clients must be age 18 or older since I’m not qualified to coach adults, much less children or teens. Plus, ewww.

I take my clients — and their journeys — seriously, even if I don’t take myself too seriously.

Respect is non-negotiable.

Sessions booked through Calendly are live in real time. If you would prefer to request an asynchronous video message (sent for watching on your own time), consider booking a recorded video message via Cameo, but be sure to mention you want a Cleavage Coach session.

By booking a session, you agree to the following:

Coaching Is Not Therapy

I have zero qualifications. I’m not a certified or licensed therapist, doctor, or crisis counselor. Coaching is forward-focused and empowerment-based. If you're dealing with serious mental health issues, please seek support from a qualified mental health professional.

Cancellations & Reschedules

You can cancel or reschedule your session up to 24 hours in advance. Partial or full refunds could be granted on a case-by-case basis. No-shows or last-minute cancellations may forfeit the session and their payment.

No Refunds

Once a session is completed, there are no refunds. Why? Because my time, energy, and cleavage are non-refundable.

Results Not Guaranteed

My goal is to brighten your day. Maybe we work through some real issues. Maybe I give decent advice. Maybe we meditate in silence. I hope you leave a session feeling better than before you joined, but I make no promises that you will.

No Adult Services

This is a fun and flirty friendship service. If you're here for anything overtly sexual, explicit, or otherwise inappropriate (as per the law and my own judgement) — you may be blocked, banned, and sent packing with zero shame on my end. All clients must be age 18 or older since I’m not qualified to coach adults, much less children or teens. Plus, ewww.